Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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