Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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