what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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