How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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