Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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