Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Are my feet made of real feet?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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