also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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