my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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