He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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