grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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