My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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