I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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