She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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