Do vagina's smell?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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