We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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