That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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