we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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