Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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