why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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