also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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