do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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