shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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