Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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