I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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