Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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