Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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