WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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