Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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