Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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