He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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