My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
