I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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