I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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