While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize