You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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