The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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