She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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