so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.