now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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