But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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