is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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