she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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