fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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