i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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