Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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