State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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