we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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