are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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