Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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