I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She's the barista slut.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I had to cum in my sink.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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