IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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