we're blogging at a bar
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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