if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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