I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.