He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave