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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.