Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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