Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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