But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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